Photo Credit: Allan Camp

Top Row (L to R): Suzanne McDonald (Empress of all she surveys), Steve Salhany (lake explorer, inexplicable wielder of power), Darla Damage (webmistress; single but too much woman for you), Nice Mr. Joe D'Ambrosio (Voice of the Huskies, Answerer of Questions), Tim Helmecki (has slept with all of the people in picture and one of the dogs), Kevin Nathan (lives the life of a sportscaster), Steve Seligman (Chief Legal Affairs Analyst), Bob Cox (God of Thunder), Mark the Shark (holding Jack the Dog), Aaron Kupec (partially hidden newsman), Bill Pearse (newsman, last of a dying breed), Teresa Pelham (raconteuse, mother of Anoop, Uma, Nabendu, Poonam, Priya, Sandeep, Sashi and Gheet ... and yet still extraordinarily svelte), Arnold Dean (if we need to explain ...you've been asleep for the last 68 years of broadcasting), Mike Allen (lives on airplane, is fed through tube that pumps chili upwards).


Bottom Row (L to R): Jenneen Lee (exhausted and put-upon program director), David Simpson (voice of Win Those Tweezers; multi-talented enigma), Mrs. Winky (cruel and heartless landlady), Malcolm (has not slept with Helmecki), unidentified man, Steve Wolfberg (advertising guru), Bobby Sherwood (producer, compulsive chatter), Jacques Lamarre (celebrity and society commentator).